Nov. 28, 2025

***Patreon Exclusive Free Episode***Daily Detour: Doorbells, Coffins & Dine-and-Dash Diva

***Patreon Exclusive Free Episode***Daily Detour: Doorbells, Coffins & Dine-and-Dash Diva

Start with laughter, stay for the jaw-drops. We kick off with Thanksgiving Eve chaos and family lore, then sprint into a luxury con where an Instagram food influencer dresses the part, eats like royalty, and allegedly vanishes at the check—offering “exposure,” trinkets, and audacity instead of payment. It’s equal parts scam and social media illusion, a lesson in how curated glamour can hustle real people who keep restaurants running.

The temperature drops with a story that rattles the bones: a 65-year-old woman knocks from inside her coffin moments before cremation. We unpack how a chain of errors can mislabel life as death, why vital checks fail, and what safeguards should stand between grief and catastrophe. From there, the highway becomes a stage for counterfeit authority as a Bowling Green man outfits his pickup with bargain lights and a toy badge, pulling over families on I‑65 to police his own rules. A savvy trucker spots the fake, and a clean sting ends a two-week charade. We trace the charges, the risks to public safety, and how impersonation weaponizes fear.

Accountability takes center stage when a reserve officer records a speeding cop, gets unlawfully detained, and wins in court. We draw the line between lawful recording and obstruction, pointing to the simple truth: public trust grows when those with badges follow the rules they enforce. Then comes the surreal: a man spends hours licking a Ring doorbell while a family sleeps. It’s bizarre, viral, and instructive about what home cameras reveal—and what platforms amplify.

We close on the hardest note. A micro-influencer defends her husband after he pleads to multiple counts of child exploitation, including images of prepubescent children. We don’t blink: minimizing abuse is complicity. The conversation centers survivors, the cost of denial, and the responsibilities that come with a platform. From scams to shockers to hard ethics, every segment points to the same takeaway: image without integrity collapses, and truth has a way of cutting through the filters.

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00:00 - Holiday Banter And Family Antics

02:25 - The Dine-And-Dash Influencer Saga

11:10 - Waking Up In A Coffin

18:26 - The Fake Cop On I-65

29:55 - Filming Cops And Civil Rights

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Welcome back, everybody, to 69 South, the Daily Detour.

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I'm glad you're here to get your dose of the daily detour today.

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I'm Chop, your host, and with you is my beautiful co-host Julie.

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How are you doing today?

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Amazing.

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Good three-day weekend.

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Absolutely.

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It's Thanksgiving Eve.

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I hope you guys got big plans and big fat turkey plans for Thanksgiving.

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Get to go hang out with all your family that you don't get to see very often.

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And shout out and props to those who is hosting the family events because we all know that sucks.

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You gotta family proof and kid proof and get everything spotless because you know everybody's gonna be talking shit about what your house looks like.

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At least when you go to somebody's house, you know what I mean?

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If somebody pisses you off, you can get up and get the fuck out of there like it's ASAP.

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You know?

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With a smile on your face because you don't get too pissed.

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We always had a family member at Thanksgiving's who would um they would hide shit in the other room because she would try to take all the leftovers and everything else so she wouldn't have to buy groceries for oh man, I know who you're talking about.

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And she ain't on Patreon, so she can't even hear this, but you know who you are.

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For sure.

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Be robbing the fucking leftovers, like not even asking.

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Oh yeah, she come with a cart from the Dollar General, huh?

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Yep, go home and and be eating that shit till Christmas, till the next get together where she can fucking gaffle some ham.

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Yeah, I swear to God, I about died when my aunt was like, we gotta hide the leftovers because you're so and so's gonna try to steal them all.

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I was like, really?

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And then I observed and I was like, wow, that's shit's true AF.

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Speaking of food shit, my first one today's kind of funny.

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You know how since TikTok and the internet and social media and shit's all popped up, you got these food influencers that run around, and you know, some of them are cooking and some of them are trying food out at restaurants and all that type of bullshit.

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Well, we got one, and ironically, her name is she's Chinese, and her name is is pronounced Pei Pei.

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Well, Peipe didn't like to pay.

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She would go into restaurants, extravagant restaurants, like we're talking about$150 steaks, like the bourbon in Nashville.

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Like the bourbon,$52 lamb chops.

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And Peipe Chung, a 34-year-old self-proclaimed food influencer from Williamsburg, Brooklyn, has become the unlikely anti-hero or villain of New York City's dining scene in recent weeks.

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She was dubbed the Dine and Dash Diva by local media.

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She's accused of exploiting her curated Instagram persona, complete with Prada Heels, Louis Vuitton bags, and her maze belts.

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You probably correct me on that.

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Hermaze belts, hermaze Hermes.

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Her Hermes belts to feast at upscale spots without ever settling the bill.

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What started as whispers among the restaurant staff has escalated into a string of arrest and eviction battle and a viral saga that's equal parts, audacious scam and cautionary tale about social media fakery.

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Now here's the breakdown.

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Her scheme is simple as it is brazen.

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She rolls into trendy eateries, she orders lavishly, you know, real expensive type shit.

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Michelin.

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Michelin food.

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She snaps glossy photos for her thirteen thousand Instagram followers at L U P P Y Chung and posts effusive reviews like The Fat Melts Like Silk for places she allegedly stiffed.

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When the check arrives, she reportedly offers wild alternatives, trading items from her designer bag like kitchen shears, promising exposure via social media shout-outs, or in one shocking allegation, hinting at sexual favors.

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Yeah.

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If that fails, she bolts.

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One time she hid in a bathroom for 45 minutes until the popo showed up.

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Boy, she's wanting to dine and dash.

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You gotta admit though, that's a pretty slick shit.

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You know what I mean?

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You can go in there and be like, hey, I'm this influencer and I can give you this fucking awesome review.

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Let me eat this$150 ribeye.

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I tell you what, those those restaurants, they kind of get you sometimes because when uh we went, it was it's called the Bourbon in Nashville, and it's really nice.

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And we went there and I ordered this Way Goo steak, and beside it it said like$160 some dollars.

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And I was like, oh my God, like what the fuck?

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Oh yeah, when the bill came, it was$150.

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No, it was like$500, remember?

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Because it was yeah, but the price you said was per ounce.

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Yeah, it was per ounce, not for the whole entire thing.

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Our bill was like, I don't know, five, six hundred dollars.

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I mean, it was a fun experience.

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I do it, but damn, it was expensive.

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That was the best rib I think I ever ever ate.

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But yeah, we paid for our shit.

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I'm not gonna dine and dash.

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Hell no.

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I'm not even gonna like steal from a store or any retarded shit like that.

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Now, none of this was really petty nickel and diming shit.

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Her tabs range from$83 to$149 to even higher incident.

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She's been banned from at least seven spots with staff now sharing her photo on group chats to spotting her coming.

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So they see this bitch come and they're like, don't even let her in there.

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On October 27th, she got Peter Luger's Steakhouse for a hundred and forty-six dollar tab for steaks and sides.

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Early November, she hit the Francie Michelin starred Braserier, hit it twice.

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First time for$15 in full grass,$32 in Carpascio.

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Shit, I'm not even familiar with some of this shit.

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$28 in Bucantini,$52 in lamb,$19 moose.

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She was tearing them up.

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Video footage from one arrest shows her being led away in a squad car, still in chic attire, as stunned diner's gawk.

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She's represented by a public defender, and she's due back in court December 2025.

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And her troubles aren't just from that shit.

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She's getting evicted from her home, too.

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So she was running around having a fucking ball with pretending she was like some big influencer, because I don't see a restaurant giving away free food or wanting recognition from somebody who, you know, has got 13,000 followers.

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That's like minimal.

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Gordon Ramsey go in there and get a free steak, though.

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Oh, you know he would.

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Fuck yeah.

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What you got today?

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So yesterday in Thailand, a 65-year-old woman woke up in a coffin at a Buddhist temple two days after she appeared to stop breathing.

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Her family traveled hundreds of miles with her body in the coffin and were preparing to have her um body cremated.

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Now, moments before the service began, the temple manager said he heard a faint knocking coming from inside of the coffin.

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So he told his employees to open the coffin, and to everyone's surprise, she was alive.

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The crazy thing is, they were getting ready to live stream this cremation.

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Oh, I wish they'd I wish they'd have hurried up and live streamed it because you imagine everybody talking around, reminiscing, crying and shit, and all of a sudden, I bet the room went fucking silent.

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Yeah.

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Okay, so this lady had been bedridden for two years with bad health, and she became unresponsive.

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And it appeared that she stopped breathing.

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So her brother throws her in a coffin and drove her 300 miles to Bangkok because local officials had told him that she was dead.

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And she was actually an organ donor, but the hospital that he originally took her to wouldn't accept her because he didn't have the right paperwork, so that's why he took her to the Buddhist temple.

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That's crazy.

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They don't know how to check a pulse over there.

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Or I mean, who just has a coffin laying around?

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They can throw you in when they think you're you're dead.

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Is that a thing over there?

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I don't know.

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She had Aunt June ain't breathing.

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Throw her in the box, bro.

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She's done.

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Yeah, she didn't wake up for the 300-mile road trip, but the moment she heard that cremation oven kick on, she was like, hey, I'm good.

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I'm waking up.

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Get me the fuck out of here.

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I bet the next family dinner is gonna be awkward, brother.

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Like pasta rices.

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I'm breathing.

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I'm breathing.

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I'm breathing.

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I bet that trauma that would traumatize me if I woke up in a coffin.

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I would be pissed.

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Oh my god, I would too.

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Be like, you motherfuckers check my pulls?

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Or at least plug me into a machine or something to see if we still got some lines or I bet you touch that lady now.

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She screams, I'm up, I'm up, I'm up.

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I guarantee it.

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That's a pretty wild story.

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So here's a criminal from Bowling Green, Kentucky.

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And I can kind of understand this dude because he hates shitty fucking drivers.

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So what this dude, Ronnie Ronald Hayes, 41-year-old former security guard from Bowling Green, Kentucky, turned a professional grudge against quote unquote bad drivers into a two-week reign of terror on Interstate 65.

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He was impersonating a police officer with a homemade flare.

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His November 2025 escapade, complete with flashing lights, a surplus uniform, a fake badge, has locals on edge, sparkling statewide alerts about ghost cops and copycat risks.

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What started as a misguided quest for road justice ended in a dramatic arrest, but not before terrifying at least five drivers, including families with children.

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Drawing from police reports and local coverage as of November 25th, 2025, the full story about Hayes is he was a bowling green native and divorced father too.

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He kind of worked odd jobs of security before he got fired from the mall gig in 2025 over attitude issues per former colleagues.

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So he was remember the movie The Mall Cop.

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Yeah.

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That was funny.

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So this dude couldn't even be a security guard at the mall.

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He was probably the one yelling at all the teenage kids, Quiet down, just a big fat, sloppy mall cop type dude.

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I mean, I don't know.

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I'm just picturing him in my head.

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Neighbors describe him as a hothead with a hero complex, the type who'd ran about traffic on next door while blasting true crime podcast.

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Oh man.

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No criminal record prior to this, but court filings reveal a history of road rage complaints.

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Three tickets for aggressive driving since 2023.

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You notice how it's always the aggressive fucking drivers who are pissed off about the way everybody else is driving.

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You got Granny out there doing one mile above or below the actual speed limit, probably because her fucking shit's not perfectly, you know.

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But that's the type of motherfuckers that's always bitching about that shit.

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You know what it reminds me of?

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What?

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Just when you explain that.

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I I feel like if I were to see a picture of this dude, he'd be like a little like small man syndrome.

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Oh yeah.

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Either a little bitty dude or a big ass fat sloppy dude.

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He always said that the highway was full of idiots who needed a boot.

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One of an anonymous neighbor told WBKO TV that he lived in a modest ranch style home on the outskirts of town surrounded by half assembled patrol car parts scavenged from eBay.

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His motive just pure vigilanteism.

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In a rambling post-arrest confession, Hayes claimed I-65 chaos, speeders, weavers, tailgators was worse than Baghdad, and real cops were too busy with donuts.

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He saw himself as the solution.

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So over two weeks, roughly from Halloween to November 12th this year, Hayes proud southbound I-65 in his modified 2012 Ford F-150 pickup truck outfitted like a discount cop car.

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This dude was ordering cop cars and shit off eBay junk cars, probably going to the junkyard and finagled him a F-150 cop car.

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So he was a wannabe cop.

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Yeah, he was a security guard who couldn't keep a job and just run around bitching about everybody else's bullshit.

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He had magnetic dashlights, blue and red LED strobes, bought online for 29 bucks.

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Strong enough to mimic state trooper gear from a hundred yards.

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But this was Bowling Green, Kentucky, so I wonder why he had blue and red because Isn't Kentucky just blue?

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They just have the blues, the blueberries, not the cherries.

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He had a uniform was a surplus army jacket altered with iron on police patches, cargo pants, and a toy badge from a costume shop.

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He topped it with a reflective vest and mirrored aviators.

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He had the aviators too, this fucking dude, for that authority glare.

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He had a bullhorn for barking orders like pull over slow poke and a notepad for fake citations.

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He never issued one, just scribed threats on his notepad and gave it to the people.

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It said, quote, next time,$500 fine.

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So he got in trouble, definitely, for impersonating police officer.

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Oh yeah.

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His victim one was a 28-year-old nurse in a minivan with her toddler.

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He pulled her over and lectured her for 10 minutes on endangering kids with slow speeds.

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With slow speed?

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You're going too slow.

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You need to speed up.

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Then he drove off and she called 911.

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Obviously, she thought saw through his fucking toy badge.

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Delivery drivers and a colleague, commuter, all intimidated into stopping.

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One handed over$20 as a tip for his patience.

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November 11th, he had a victim, and this was the breaking point.

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A mom with two kids en route to a soccer game.

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She panicked and called dispatch mid-stop screaming, He's got a gun, help, and it was a toy holster.

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Real troopers arrived in minutes.

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While he was on this rampage, it seemed that Hayes would struck he would strike about once every other day, but he always fleed before you know the backup, the real cops got there.

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There was five confirmed, but troopers suspect more unreported cases given the highway is 80,000, you know, people that run through I-65 per day.

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November 12th started like any others.

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Hayes lit it up behind a semi near my marker 18, but the driver, a sharp-eyed trucker named Dale Harlan, radioed colleagues instead of panicking.

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Harlan slowed gradually, baiting Hayes into a prolonged pursuit that looped towards bowling green police jurisdiction.

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This trucker saw him coming a mile away.

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Spotting the ruse, no plates on the light bar, uniform patches were peeling off.

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Officers from the Bowling Green PD and Kentucky State Police post three, they set a trap for this dude on exit 22.

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They got body cam footage of it from the arrest, and it's gold.

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Hayes lights blazing, pulls up next to the stopped semi, only to find six real cruisers boxing him in.

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He bolts from the truck, hands up, chuckling.

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Y'all got me good.

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Y'all got me good.

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I was just helping out there.

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These roads are a jungle.

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A search turned up his eBay receipts and a notepad of targeted vehicles.

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So he was looking for people and a manifesto titled Highway Heroes, Why We Need More Like Me.

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He is in jail on felony impersonation of a public servant.

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He can get up to five years for that shit.

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Terroristic threatening, one to three years for instilling fear of imminent harm and menacing for the kid involved.

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Stop.

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Bail was set at$25,000, and he posted it via family on November 14th.

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He's out with an ankle monitor banned from I-65.

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So he can't even drive on it if he had to go somewhere.

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He's got to cut the back roads now.

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Wow, he sounds like something's not screwed in right up there.

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I guess.

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So I have a story about a reserve Denver police officer.

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He won$80,000 from suing another local police jurisdiction for being illegally detained by another officer when the victim here, the reserve officer, he pulled over along the side of the road because he seemed that cop had somebody pulled over.

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Right.

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And he pulled over probably 20, 30 feet in front of him and started to record him.

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Well, after that guy got done with his traffic stop, he walked up to the reserve cop's window and was like, Can I help you?

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And he was like, Yeah, I need to know your name and badge number.

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And he was like, Okay, what for?

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He said, Well, I'm gonna make a complaint against you, um, because up the road a little further somewhere, this cop had passed him no lights or sirens or anything like that.

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Um, doing like 85, and then he recorded him and paced with him, you know, to see how fast he was going.

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And then he said that cop sped off.

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Well, he just so happened to see him pulled over along the side of the road, so he stopped to record him because he was gonna turn him in.

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You're sitting there giving tickets to these other people for speeding when that's exactly what you were doing.

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So whenever he told the cop that he was gonna make a complaint about it, he was like, Give me your license and registration.

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And he said, I'm not giving you shit.

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I don't have to.

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He was a cop, so he he knew the rules and what was going on, and he was like, No, you need to get out of your car.

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You're being detained, put him in the back of his cop car, tried to arrest him for obstruction.

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Well, he got his supervisor out there, and his supervisor was like, Um, did he get out of the car and walk back to you while you were doing your traffic stop?

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And he was like, No, and he was like, Then you can't get him for obstruction.

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Why did you try to arrest him?

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And he tried to arrest him like for retaliation because he was going to turn him in for speeding in his vehicle and just being a shit cop, I guess.

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Well, good for that dude, man.

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Anyway, so they detained him and um the supervisor let him out, made the other cop apologize, and when he was walking away, he said, I'll see you in court.

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Well, he seen him in court and he won eighty thousand dollars for them illegally detaining him on the side.

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Good for him, and he got paid too.

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I gotta say, man, there's a fine line.

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Today you see, you know, all the civil rights stuff, which I enjoy fucking watching it too, but sometimes it goes a little bit too far.

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I mean, you gotta give cops a little bit of respect, but I gotta say, it pisses me off when I see a cop flying down the fucking road at 20 or 30 miles over the speed limit, then they want to pull you over for going seven to speed limit, or flipping their blueberries and cherries on it, running through a red light and then turning them off right when they get through it.

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Oh, I've seen that happen.

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Yeah, that shit, I don't know.

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It's kind of uh Because you never know what's going on or if they're trying to get to an emergency situation, you just don't know, but it's dangerous either way.

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I I think if you're gonna if you're gonna uphold the law, you should at least abide by it.

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I mean, shit.

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That's hypocritical.

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Hypocritical as fuck.

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But everybody's human and we all make mistakes and nobody's perfect, so they just don't get tickets for it.

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But this dude was trying, wasn't he?

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Yeah, I bet he you he got reprimanded real big.

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I bet his supervisor was like so embarrassed, like you got me out here and another cop's reading, what the hell you're doing.

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And on camera.

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Yup, hell yeah.

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What's your next story you got over there?

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Okay, so this one's kind of funky, man.

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I I started reading, I just couldn't help, you know, how you listen to something and you get a picture in your head, right?

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Well, this is a story about a dude who was he something got him off like going and licking people's door, their ring cameras, their doorbell cameras.

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Robert Daniel, 33 years old at the time, got caught, busted, and he was licking uh somebody's ring camera, and he licked it for three hours straight.

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Where were these people at?

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Were they on vacation or something?

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This happened in in uh Selena's California.

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And like I said, he licked the doorbell camera for three hours straight while the family slept.

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They were in bed.

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10 30 p.m.

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He shows up, starts casually ringing the doorbell and talking to himself.

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Then he removes a hardwired extension cord from the yard and walks off with it.

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That was at 1 a.m.

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So between that, that was the three hours he was he was French kissing the ring camera.

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Then he returned at 1 30 a.m.

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shirtless in the rain and begins licking the licking session all over again, tongue on leg on the lens over and over and over.

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Then at 4 30 a.m., he finally leaves after the final lick farewell.

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The ring camera captured everything in 1080p glory, including close-ups that still haunt the internet.

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Sylvia and Dave Dutchra were in Hawaii on vacation.

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Their kids were asleep inside.

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Sylvia got the motion alerts on her phone and thought it was a glitch until she saw the footage.

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Selena's PD recognized Auroro from previous contacts.

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He had had a rap sheet for petty theft and vandalism.

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They picked him up two days later on misdemeanor charges, petty theft because of the extension cord he stole, prowling and vandalism for the licking of the camera and tampering with their shit.

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It blew up on the internet because Ring shared the video with permission and it got two plus million views in just days.

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It became a 2019 meme template, quote, when you order a creep off of wish.

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I can imagine.

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I I'm just stunned.

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There's got to be some mental health, serious mental health issues there if you're running and licking people's door cameras.

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That's like licking the underneath of a toilet seat.

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You don't know how many people touch that shit.

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Oh man.

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I and I don't think they knew him.

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I think he was a complete stranger.

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I would have been calling the police immediately.

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Hell yeah.

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Standing outside my door licking my ring camera.

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Yeah, at first you might not even know what the fuck it was because it's just a you know a tongue lapping on your fucking camera lens.

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I don't know about these people, babe.

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This world's getting so nasty and crazy.

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And it's just the tip of the iceberg.

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So my next story is about this lady, and her name is Brittany Stapleton.

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And she's uh kind of a big insurance agent down in Florida, and she married this guy named Joshua Stapleton, and they're like I considered micro influencers or some shit like that.

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And what's that mean?

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Like low level, like tiny?

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Maybe in the hundreds of thousands of followers or something like that, 50 to over a hundred thousand, something like that.

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Well, anyway, they go by the Gulf Coast Stapletons.

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A few months back, he got um not arrested, but um he pled guilty to twenty counts of child exploitation.

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And nobody really knew anything about it until after he pled guilty, and you know, the news picked it up.

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Well, she's online defending him.

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Now, he had hundreds and hundreds of images of pre-pubescent teens.

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Um and so people have been voyeuring the jail calls and hearing what she's saying, but she's going after all these true crime influencers because they're telling the story of what her husband did.

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And the thing is, he was charged with this before, I believe, before they got met.

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And when they got together, he was like, Yeah, I got charged with all these counts of child exploitation.

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And she was caught on a jail phone call, and this is a quote that says, I don't give a shit if you're a sex offender for the next 75 years.

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I just want you out.

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Now, these images that he had were of out of jail, yes.

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Oh, yeah.

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Because he got he got five years in prison and then the like 15 on probation.

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But these images that he had of these small children were bound to playground equipment.

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That that's the type of images that these were, and she knows all this, so she's mad now that she's received bad backlash, and um she's going around and collecting all these true crime people's shit, and she was like, You better make sure your closet's clean and all that shit.

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But what type of woman would marry a man who's sitting on all these charges, who's admitted to doing all these things or having this type of shit on his phone?

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Little kids bound to playground equipment naked, like, come on.

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I mean, if that's the type of shit your dude likes and you like him, and that shit don't bother you, then you're pretty fucked up.

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That's like a pedophile by proxy, isn't it?

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That's the I couldn't have said it better myself, yeah.

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Absolutely.

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Yeah, like she married him post-indictment and she said post-indicting 40 count, you know, more like 40 reasons to swipe right to felony foreplay.

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I don't care if you're uh if you want to see little kids that haven't even reached puberty yet tied to the fucking slide for 75 years, baby.

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I love the way you are.

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It's disgusting.

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She's like, what would you see in a in a in a I I I can't even imagine what's going through these women.

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That seems very desperate to me.

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She's just as fucked up as he is if that if dude's fucked up because little kids turn him on, and she's fucked up because the dude that likes little kids turns her on.

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So yeah, with her telling all these true crime creators, clean your own closet, you know, while your hubby was hoarding the dirtiest laundry imaginable.

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Fuck them.

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It's like, bitch, your closet isn't messy, it's a federal evidence locker.

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Absolutely.

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But those are our crazy takes on what's going on today in the world.

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We appreciate you.

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Until then, have a good day.

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Good evening.

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Whatever.